A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could fi…”

“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky…”

“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the pra…”

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Pl…”