Я не могу питаться вегетарианскими сосисками

“Ostap Bender lay in the dvornik's room, which was warm to the point of reeking,…”

“So what was in this building before historical materialism?''Before what?''You …”

“Ippolit Matveevich turned even redder, pulled out a tiny notebook, and wrote in…”

“Время, которое мы имеем, - это деньги, которых мы не имеем.”