You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“There were really only four kind of people in the world: men and women and wiza…”

“I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.“I tried to live a good life. …”

“As the eye of narrative drew back from the coffin on its stand, two things happ…”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”