…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.

“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's…”

“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur wa…”

“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find the…”

“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Ba…”