Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

“Tony knew if he ever needed anything done again, he was calling on the Lesbian …”

“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and care…”

“Eli eased back enough to breathe words onto Quinn's mouth. 'Well? Romantic enou…”