This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time

“Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet i…”

“Noth­ing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list”

“Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be sa…”

“The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther your run, the more God w…”