There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill y…”

“You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”

“That is the injustice of a woman's lot. A woman has to bring up her children; a…”