The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

“If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, no…”

“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to sp…”

“The line forms on the right, but I prefer the chaos on the left”