The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them."

(The Decider, July 21, 2007)

“Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!”

“We convince ourselves that even our shameless waste, our unchecked consumption …”

“Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.”

“I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about …”