The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

“I could eat a knob at night.”

“You never see an old man eating a Twix”

“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. A…”

“it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the da…”