People don't get to change things. Things change people once in a while, but people don't change things.

“I don't know about the rest of the country but in New York more people have lea…”

“Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual t…”

“Everybody tells me what a timesaver the Internet is, and how they can't believe…”

“Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young.”