Owen is the most Hitchcockian preschooler I ever met. He's three. He knows maybe ninety word and one of them is 'crypt'?

“Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, wor…”

“I've always had these fantasies about being in a normal family in which the par…”

“In The Bloudy Tenent, Williams points out that Constantine "did more to hurt Ch…”

“In the U.S.A., we want to sing along with the chorus and ignore the verses, ign…”