One more drink and I'd have been under the host. Auteur: Dorothy Parker Copy Quote More from Dorothy Parker “LINSCOTT: Well, life certainly treats you fine.CONNIE: No, Tom. Life and I go D…” “Little WordsWhen you are gone, there is nor bloom nor leaf,Nor singing sea at n…” “I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.” “Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.”