Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay."
"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.

“Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh—Simon!""No, I'm Jace,…”

“He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.”

“No kissing?""Well, kissing, probably. But as for the rest of it..."She brushed …”

“Enough of what?Enough of behaving as you do.Oh, I can never get enough. Which, …”