On the list of things I cannot draw, wedding dresses are right there next to cars. Auteur: Stephan Pastis Copy Quote More from Stephan Pastis “My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d…” “Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of …” “Everyone cites [Charles Schulz], but it’s with good reason. He taught me timing…” “You act like a team player,you be nice to everyone for your entire life,then yo…”