On the list of things I cannot draw, wedding dresses are right there next to cars.

“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d…”

“Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of …”

“Everyone cites [Charles Schulz], but it’s with good reason. He taught me timing…”

“You act like a team player,you be nice to everyone for your entire life,then yo…”