Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year o…”

“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Pl…”

“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky…”