Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

“A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my …”

“Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to …”

“Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.”

“Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.”