No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.

“She’ll read your mind like nobody’s business.”

“No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.”

“Congrats, bro. You've just sold your soul to the devil. Wait. You don't have a …”

“Your new boss’s a vampire, and if you don’t learn to handle him, you’ll wake up…”