Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

“He wanted to go running home to Mommy, what can I say? Of course, it's hard for…”

“That's your solution? Have a cookie?”

“It takes me a while to figure things out, doesn't it?" Edilio grinned. "Do me a…”

“I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallo…”