Kidnapped by a vampire, death by a squid. How tragic.

“Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving …”

“Can you enter a house uninvited?""No.""Why?""That would be rude.”

“I knew what I had left behind. The question was: What was I going to find ahead?”

“P.S. Murders kill for pleasure.Vampires kill to survive.”