I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of …”

“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”

“Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Huma…”

“ I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity th…”