I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

“I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.”

“When I was ten years old, one of my friends brought a Shaleenian kangaroo-cat t…”

“Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those sm…”

“The secret of the universe is this: The universe doesn't care. That part of the…”