I used to murder people for money, but these days it’s more of a survival technique.

“Her touch was as soft as a snowflake falling onto my skin.”

“For a moment, I almost felt sorry for her. Then the bitch blasted me with her w…”

“Have I ever told you how scary it is that you think of heels in terms of their …”

“Uh, what are you doing?”“Nothing much. Just erasing all of Calinda’s good grade…”