I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

“He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce.”

“During the "first Thanksgiving" at Plymouth, Wampanoag Indians - including a Pa…”

“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah.…”

“Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We …”