I give boring people something to discuss over corn.

“It was the kind of conversation you could only hold in whispers.”

“The address label wouldn't come off so I put the ripped electric bill back in i…”

“Ponytail girl leaned over and she and the tall boy kissed and it was carcinogen…”

“I felt her come by later, as I was dozing off. Her standing, by my bed. The dep…”