Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day

“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in t…”

“I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest …”

“good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commence…”

“Flows of shit» , muttered Bat, «I’d go insane, listening to that all day. It’s …”