Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a m…”

“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I was…”

“Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?Oh, thank goodness... I tho…”