Frodo lives!

“If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?”I eyed him sideways, strug…”

“Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to res…”

“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do…”

“I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, an…”