Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. Auteur: W.C. Fields Copy Quote More from W.C. Fields “A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.” “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money” “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” “You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a…”