Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

“Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”

“‎If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a h…”

“You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged agains…”

“Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all arou…”