A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO B…”

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east …”

“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong…”