You must be a blast on long car rides.”

“Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.

“Does your family play games, too?" She tries to sound off-hand."No. Just me - a…”

“Everything's just fucking Disney with you.”

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

“Now she knew living was just a brief hiatus, a blip really, in the infinite lin…”