You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last
present you gave me was a stick.”
“You wanted a weapon.”
“It was a stick.”
“It had a bow on it.”
“It was a stick.”
“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.

“We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun t…”

“You don't treat me like a child."He smiled. "Of course I do, but you seem to ha…”

“Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled th…”

“Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”