You do know, I hope, that no man under the age of forty can even approach fascinating.

“I shall be forever grateful to you for breaking whatever unfortunate object you…”

“You've faced horrors in these past weeks... I don't know which is worse. The te…”

“Oh, I don't read. I skulk about in search of quotations that might make me appe…”

“Beastly of him to die before you realized he might be fascinating.”