You are such an LBR.

“Question.""Yes," Candace asked expectantly, eyes fixed on the dark street ahead…”

“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.They're not.Then why am i w…”

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say,…”