Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

“We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry…”

“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”

“You got a gun, you don't have to work out.”

“بعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة في أي لحظة، فعليك أن تعي…”