Well, hell.

“I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an …”

“This time the fluttery feeling in my stomach was more intense. It made the insi…”

“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?''Yes…”

“I felt like I was hobbling, like one oof the old crones from Act I of Macbeth -…”