Well, ha-jolly-ha to YOU, young Stiffie-- with knobs on!

“The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I par…”

“I've found, as a general rule of life, that the things you think are going to b…”

“I suppose everyone has had that ghastly feeling at one time or another of being…”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off …”