Verbing weirds language. Author: Bill Watterson Copy Quote More from Bill Watterson “History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable…” “I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.” “Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well,…” “I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”