There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. Author: Chelsea Handler Copy Quote More from Chelsea Handler “Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours of…” “And just like that, as if I hadn't said anything at all, the ladies sprang into…” “I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for …” “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself mo…”