There are no fools so troublesome as those that have wit.

“Somebody, it seemed, gave it out that I loved ladies; and then everybody presen…”

“The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.”

“For the want of a nail the shoe was lost,For the want of a shoe the horse was l…”

“The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You…”