Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? Author: Shel Silverstein Copy Quote More from Shel Silverstein “How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many sl…” “would you like to hearthe nighti bravely fought the-no?alright” “My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyis…” “من رجینالد کلارکم، از تاریکی میترسمبرای همین میخوام همیشه چراغ روشن باشه،عروس…”