Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.

“I felt a tickle on my skin; it took me a moment to realize that Cole was drivin…”

“Adam didn't look at him when he said, finally, "It doesn't matter how you say i…”

“whoopdie-friggin-doo, fooled you!”

“They snatched the girl off her tire swing in the backyard and dragged her into …”