Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

“I hate to break it to you, but if he's interested in your highly personal areas…”

“Well, it seems a bit silly, looking there,” said Will. “It’s not like Mortmain’…”

“If one could look this fabulous, one had an obligation to.”

“One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a wedding, four for a birth, five for …”