P.S. I still dunno if it's art. Go to Hell yourself.

“...the headwaters of Shit Creek are a cruel and treacherous expanse.”

“...even a mirror will not show you yourself, if you do not wish to see.”

“The day of battle dawned pink as the fresh-bitten thigh of a maiden.”

“The minutes dragged by, and a hush fell over the village. This was the time Azz…”