Please don't joke and bleed at the same time.

“Okay, do you guys feel protected?”“I do,” Archer said. “Also, a little violated…”

“I opened my eyes to stare at a bright blue tulle monstrosity with a skirt that …”

“Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?”

“Two days later, he left for Yorkshire, and I prepared for what I'd come to thin…”