Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes.

“DisasterologyThe Badger is the thirteenth astrological sign.My sign. The one th…”

“I used to think love was two people suckingon the same straw to see whose thirs…”

“The Quiet WorldIn an effort to get people to lookinto each other’s eyes more,an…”

“Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny,…”