Nice bird, asshole! Author: Scott Lynch Copy Quote More from Scott Lynch “Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlem…” “What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chai…” “Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous pacing now, I'll never have it all done i…” “I don't expect life to make sense," he said after a few moments, "but it could …”