Never do yourself, what you can con professionals into doing for you.

“I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow is…the higher ach…”

“Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.”

“But personally, I think [sainthood] is not so much the growth of virtue, as sim…”

“I do think, half of what we call madness is just some poor slob dealing with pa…”