Life's a short trip. You'll find out. Author: Rodney Dangerfield Copy Quote More from Rodney Dangerfield “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -…” “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane an…” “A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I…” “Когато бях отвлечен като дете моите похитители изпратиха писмо на родителите ми…”